I went in to Lidl, the low cost supermarket which sells all sort of things but no brands you would recognise, and overheard a young boy of about 6 years of age following his mother, who looked like a cross between Vicki Pollard and Waynetta Slob around. About half way round the shop she asked the boy
"What do you want for your tea"
"Beans on toast", he replied.
And the mother's response genuinely was "I told you I'm not f*cking cooking for you tonight. You can have some biscuits".
For all those who think parenting classes are not a good idea, I can assure you they are desperately needed by some people.