... the BBC had broadcasted a special programme all about England on St Andrews day !
Well that is what BBC Five Live's Drive programme was doing today, but in reverse. On St Georges Day, Five Live were doing a special programme broadcast from Scotland all Scotland.
You couldn't make it up !
P.S. And in this special, how many dim Scot's did they broadcast saying "if we get independence England won't get out oil money". Firstly, an international boundary at sea is likely to put part of the North Sea oil fields in to English waters anyway and secondly, if we can't tough "their" oil money, then let's make sure they don't get "our" money from the City of London.