When I get this pole out of my arse I'll start my speech.
Cure for premature ejaculation is found. Print out this picture and pin to your headboard. Warning - May cause loss of libido !
"Go on William say you respect me one more time please."
I'm younger and more popular than Sir Ming Campbell and much more likely to be in government...
DC wins election.
I know what I'm thinking.
Given that the Tories keep making out that Ming is keen to keep Labour in power, I would imagine Ming has more chance of bineg in government than Cameron.
Should i have my hair on the left or the right?
"I am the cryptic stooge and the English heathens haven't even realised it!"Oh yes we have Mr Scotch blood in these veins Cameron!
I've fooled Brown into thinking we're ready for an early election by saying bring it on...
Do I look a cunt or what
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