Brown paper packages tied up with string - These are a few of the bomb squad's favourite things...

You've seen the ads, you may even get the spam e-mails urging you to but any number of tablets, ointments, cream and paraphernalia to liven up your sex life, and always, always, they promise a "discreet" service and "un-marked" packaging.

So imagine if you've plucked up the courage, waited for your package to arrive only to find your street is cordoned off and the bomb squad are called in to blow up your "discreet" package.

Well it happened to someone today, so just be grateful it isn't you !

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