Funny, but true !

A funny from a friend who is also a teacher.

"We had our first visit from a high school this week to speak to our pupils about the transfer to High School next September.

Next day, we had a parent come in, looking a little confused and wanting urgent clarification of what the High School had actually said.

The mother says "My son is very worried about what he has been told. You see, he's very worried about one thing in particular"
"What's that"
"Its, well, its a bit awkward, but he is worried because he was told that they have to have sex when they are 14 and they have to have it in the school hall with everyone else", replies the mother.
After a long pause, and the teacher thinking for a while back to what the High School had said, suddenly it comes back to her,
"I think he's got it wrong, they said you have to have SAT's when you are 14, in the Sports hall, with everyone else".
Mum goes away, looking a bit embarrassed, but also slightly relieved. "

Still, nice to know that some children don't want to have sex at 14, well, not in front of the whole school in the sports hall !