Conservative MP Andrew Pelling sounds like a thoroughly lovely guy.
Whilst his wife, and mother of his three children was away visiting her dying father, he started an affair with a woman 20 years younger than him. Upon his wife's return, he apparently couldn't face her (or didn't have the guts to) so it is reported that he posted money to her through the letter box (such a brave man). He then divorced her and married his mistress.
Now Mr Pelling has been arrested by the police for allegedly assaulting his new wife, who is now pregnant.
Rather surprising given his generous nature, she is now reported to be wanting to divorce him.
What a lovely man Andrew Pelling is. He is a credit to his Party and to the role of an MP.
P.S. Note, I am being sarcastic.