If you read the Daily Scum/Daily Mail, you will be aware that everything in the world is the fault of either
a) The Labour Party
And usually The Mail would have us believe that it is the fault of all three at the same time.
So I wonder how the Daily Hate will report the "Euro-Whiff" that has apparently hit the South and East of England today (I say apparently as there is no evidence of the smell here in Norwich).
Will they blame it on immigrants in Holland and Belgium deliberately spreading much on fields when they knew there was an Easterly wind ? Will it be the Europeans seeking to gas us like the troops on the Western Front in 1916 or will it be a Labour plot to do away with all those areas of the country where there are lots of Tory MPs whilst Gordon Brown has the perfect alibi whilst being in America ?