This is easy, an open goal of a caption competition.
Give us your finniest caption and you win a visit to the Oxford Union. Don't worry, you'll get there because you will be taken there by TNT parcel delivery.
Please note, for legal purposes there is no prize.
8 comments:
I've found the disks. I have them in my hands here ! Oh Christ, I've lost them again.
"ffs... I thought I had shares in Northern Rock!"
This is an open goal... but Im not going to go overboard, despite the great chance to do so.
P.S. Im not saying Darling does or doesn't have shares in the bank... its just a joke
Oi! Osborne, come and have a go if you think you are hard enough
Have you seen an envelope ? It's about this big and had two disks in it.
Gordon & myself, we're a pair of big tits.
Why are my nipples so tender today, Gordon?
"All I want for Christmas is my two CDs back...".
"you need hands to hold Cd's you care for"
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