The Home Office's new "hard hitting" plans to deal with migrant workers whose visas have run out includes sending them a text message.
Ooh, scary ! They'll be little unable to control their bowel movements when they get a text message.
Perhaps, if text messages are SO effective, SO hard hitting and SO persuasive, we should send one to Iran asking them to stop their nuclear programme ?
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Haha, very good!
Your jokes are better than Sir Ming's - maybe you have a career as a speechwriter?
I almost fell out of my bed laughing when I head about it on the Today programme.
I make good speeches at council meetings. The only problem was last time I spoke I got more the loudest cheers from the Tories. I thought I must have done something horribly wrong.
Typical of this Government. The spin doctors were properly spinning themselves into ecstasy with the thought of this news headline: Government Tells Immigrants 'Go Home'. Sick, twisted and, of course, nothing will come of it.
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